{"id":1705,"date":"2026-03-06T01:30:02","date_gmt":"2026-03-06T01:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=1705"},"modified":"2026-03-06T01:30:03","modified_gmt":"2026-03-06T01:30:03","slug":"a-wife-and-a-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=1705","title":{"rendered":"A Wife and a Man!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"599\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/648577862_122236012172121967_561851863554517044_n_cleanup.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1706\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/648577862_122236012172121967_561851863554517044_n_cleanup.png 599w, https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/648577862_122236012172121967_561851863554517044_n_cleanup-250x300.png 250w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 599px) 100vw, 599px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A man and a woman are in bed when they hear a noise. The woman panics and says, \u201cIt\u2019s my husband\u2014you have to get out!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man leaps out of bed, dives through the window, scrambles through the bushes, and ends up on the street. After catching his breath, he realizes something and goes back inside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWait a minute\u2014I\u2019m your husband!\u201d he says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She glares at him and asks, \u201cThen why did you run?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man and a woman are in bed when they hear a noise. The woman panics and says, \u201cIt\u2019s my husband\u2014you have to get out!\u201d The man&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1705"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1707,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1705\/revisions\/1707"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}