{"id":1876,"date":"2026-03-11T00:23:55","date_gmt":"2026-03-11T00:23:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=1876"},"modified":"2026-03-11T00:23:55","modified_gmt":"2026-03-11T00:23:55","slug":"little-billy-was-at-the-supermarket-with-his-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=1876","title":{"rendered":"Little Billy was at the supermarket with his father"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"819\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/646520447_122236222436121967_3975967707343241569_n-819x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1877\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/646520447_122236222436121967_3975967707343241569_n-819x1024.jpg 819w, https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/646520447_122236222436121967_3975967707343241569_n-240x300.jpg 240w, https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/646520447_122236222436121967_3975967707343241569_n-768x960.jpg 768w, https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/646520447_122236222436121967_3975967707343241569_n.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 819px) 100vw, 819px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Little Billy got tired at the supermarket, so Dad let him ride on his shoulders. Suddenly, he started pulling Dad\u2019s hair nonstop. Dad finally yelled, \u201cBilly! Stop that right now!\u201d Billy looked down and said, \u201cBut Dad\u2026 I\u2019m just trying to get my chewing gum back!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A blonde keeps catching up to a trucker at red lights, knocking on the window: \u201cHi, I\u2019m Heather! You\u2019re losing some of your load!\u201d \ud83d\ude9b He ignores her\u2026again\u2026again. Finally, he yells, \u201cHi Heather, I\u2019m Kevin, it\u2019s snowing, and I\u2019m driving a SALT truck!\u201d \u2744\ufe0f\ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A blonde takes her first solo helicopter flight. At 1,000 ft, she calls: \u201cAmazing view! I love this!\u201d At 2,000 ft: \u201cSo easy and fun!\u201d At 3,000 ft\u2026silence \ud83d\ude33. Instructor rushes\u2014she crashed. She says, \u201cI don\u2019t know\u2026 it got cold up here and I accidentally turned off the big fan!\u201d \ud83d\ude02\u2708\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Billy got tired at the supermarket, so Dad let him ride on his shoulders. Suddenly, he started pulling Dad\u2019s hair nonstop. Dad finally yelled, \u201cBilly! Stop&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1876"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1878,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1876\/revisions\/1878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}