{"id":1925,"date":"2026-03-12T18:39:41","date_gmt":"2026-03-12T18:39:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=1925"},"modified":"2026-03-12T18:39:41","modified_gmt":"2026-03-12T18:39:41","slug":"a-boy-asks-his-mother-for-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=1925","title":{"rendered":"A boy asks his mother for breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/651275016_122236863560121967_8026805115164311579_n_cleanup.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1926\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/651275016_122236863560121967_8026805115164311579_n_cleanup.png 512w, https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/651275016_122236863560121967_8026805115164311579_n_cleanup-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>A young boy asked his mother what was for breakfast. She replied, \u201cYou\u2019ll eat after you feed the animals.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The boy went outside but wasn\u2019t in the mood. He told the chicken he didn\u2019t feel like feeding it and kicked it. Then he did the same thing to the cow and the pig.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When he came back inside saying he was hungry, his mother shook her head.<br>\u201cI saw you kick the chicken, so no eggs for you. I saw you kick the cow, so no milk. And since you kicked the pig, you won\u2019t be getting any bacon either.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At that moment, the boy\u2019s father walked down the stairs, tripped, and accidentally kicked the cat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The boy looked at his mom and asked, \u201cDo you want to tell him, or should I?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The Drunk Husband<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A man staggered home around six in the morning, looking messy and clearly drunk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>His exhausted wife, who had been awake all night waiting for him, shouted angrily, \u201cYou\u2019d better have a good explanation for coming home this drunk at this hour!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The man calmly replied, \u201cI do\u2026 I came home for breakfast.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The Polite Toddler<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>One summer evening, a three-year-old walked into the kitchen while his parents were setting the table for dinner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Unexpectedly, he asked if he could help. His mother smiled and said, \u201cNo, but thank you for offering.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The little boy nodded and answered, \u201cWell, thank you for saying no.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The Incredible Memory<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>While visiting India, a traveler met an elderly man in a town square who was famous for having an incredible memory.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To test him, the traveler asked, \u201cWhat did you have for breakfast on this exact day fifteen years ago?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cEggs,\u201d the old man replied.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The traveler laughed, saying everyone eats eggs for breakfast, and walked away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ten years later he returned, saw the same man in the square, and greeted him with a single word: \u201cHow?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The old man looked at him calmly and answered, \u201cScrambled.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A young boy asked his mother what was for breakfast. 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