{"id":2193,"date":"2026-03-19T22:17:15","date_gmt":"2026-03-19T22:17:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=2193"},"modified":"2026-03-19T22:17:15","modified_gmt":"2026-03-19T22:17:15","slug":"busted-in-the-act-and-his-excuse-the-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=2193","title":{"rendered":"Busted in the Act\u2026 And His Excuse? The Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"576\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/the-husband-scaled_cleanup.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/the-husband-scaled_cleanup.png 576w, https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/the-husband-scaled_cleanup-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 576px) 100vw, 576px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The husband came home, panicked over a scratch on his chest from his mistress\u2019s fingernail. Spotting the cat napping on the couch, he kicked it hard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The cat yowled loudly and bolted out the door.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When his wife entered and asked what happened, he snapped,<br>\u201cThis crazy cat just attacked me out of nowhere and scratched my chest\u2014look at this mess!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>She calmly shot back,<br>\u201cWell, you did your part\u2014today this fool left a mark on me and gave me a huge hickey on my neck!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The husband came home, panicked over a scratch on his chest from his mistress\u2019s fingernail. Spotting the cat napping on the couch, he kicked it hard. The&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2193"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2195,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2193\/revisions\/2195"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}