{"id":2347,"date":"2026-03-23T20:29:39","date_gmt":"2026-03-23T20:29:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=2347"},"modified":"2026-03-23T20:29:40","modified_gmt":"2026-03-23T20:29:40","slug":"a-blonde-woman-pulled-over-at-a-gas-station-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=2347","title":{"rendered":"A blonde woman pulled over at a gas station"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/657399935_122238246896121967_1078170916712052174_n_cleanup.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2348\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/657399935_122238246896121967_1078170916712052174_n_cleanup.png 512w, https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/657399935_122238246896121967_1078170916712052174_n_cleanup-240x300.png 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Dipstick<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A blonde woman pulled into a gas station, stepped out, opened the hood, and checked the oil. After a moment of thinking, she removed the dipstick and walked over to the attendant.<br>\u201cExcuse me,\u201d she said, \u201cdo you sell longer dipsticks?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOf course, ma\u2019am,\u201d he replied. \u201cBut why would you need one?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cBecause this one isn\u2019t long enough to reach the oil.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Gas Prices<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two people walked into a gas station. One complained, \u201cFuel prices are ridiculous\u2014they just keep going up!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The other shrugged and said, \u201cDoesn\u2019t bother me. I always just put in $20 anyway.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Running Gas Workers<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two gas company workers\u2014a senior supervisor and a trainee\u2014were checking meters in a neighborhood. After finishing the last house, the older man challenged the younger one to a race back to their truck.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As they sprinted down the alley, they noticed a woman running hard behind them. When they reached the truck, they stopped and asked why she was chasing them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Out of breath, she said, \u201cWhen I saw two gas company workers running like that, I figured something was wrong\u2014so I ran too!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Missing Engine<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two friends, Emma and Catherine, met at a caf\u00e9, and Emma arrived late.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cSorry I\u2019m late,\u201d Emma said. \u201cI bought a Volkswagen Beetle last week, but today it broke down in the middle of the road. When I checked under the hood, there was no engine\u2014it must\u2019ve fallen out somewhere!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Catherine replied calmly, \u201cOh, that\u2019s fine. I also have a Beetle, and I keep a spare engine in the trunk. You can use mine.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Dipstick A blonde woman pulled into a gas station, stepped out, opened the hood, and checked the oil. 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