{"id":4410,"date":"2026-05-16T11:07:43","date_gmt":"2026-05-16T11:07:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=4410"},"modified":"2026-05-16T11:07:44","modified_gmt":"2026-05-16T11:07:44","slug":"the-best-divorce-letter-ever-dear-wife-i-am-writing-to-you-with-this-letter-to-inform-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=4410","title":{"rendered":"The best divorce letter ever! Dear Wife, I am writing to you with this letter to inform you\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"550\" height=\"290\" src=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/463759610_976568637847046_6578647287669772387_n_cleanup.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/463759610_976568637847046_6578647287669772387_n_cleanup.png 550w, https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/463759610_976568637847046_6578647287669772387_n_cleanup-300x158.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I\u2019m writing this letter to let you know I\u2019m leaving you for good. After seven years of marriage, I feel like I\u2019ve gotten nothing in return. The past two weeks have been especially unbearable. Your boss even called me today to say you quit your job, and that was the final breaking point. Last week, you came home and didn\u2019t even notice my new haircut, the meal I cooked for you, or the silk boxers I bought. You ate quickly and went straight to bed while watching your shows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You don\u2019t say you love me anymore, and there\u2019s no intimacy or connection between us. At this point, I believe you may be cheating\u2014or you simply don\u2019t care anymore. Either way, I\u2019m gone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014Your ex-husband<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P.S. Don\u2019t try to look for me. Your sister and I are leaving together for West Virginia. Goodbye.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Reply from the ex-wife:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing has made my day better than reading your letter. Yes, we\u2019ve been married seven years\u2014but calling you a \u201cgood man\u201d is a stretch. I watch my shows constantly because they drown out your constant complaining.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You say you noticed my haircut, but I thought you looked like a girl, so I chose not to say anything since my mother taught me to be kind when possible. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have confused me with my sister, because I stopped eating pork years ago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As for the silk boxers, I saw the price tag still attached, and I found it interesting considering my sister had borrowed $50 from me that same morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Despite everything, I still cared about you and hoped we could fix things. That\u2019s why, when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and planned a trip to Jamaica for us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But when I got home, you were already gone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Life has a strange way of working out. My lawyer says your letter guarantees you won\u2019t receive anything in the divorce. Take care.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u2014Your ex-wife, now rich and free<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P.S. I forgot to mention\u2014my sister Carla was actually born Carl. Hope that\u2019s not an issue.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m writing this letter to let you know I\u2019m leaving you for good. After seven years of marriage, I feel like I\u2019ve gotten nothing in return. 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