{"id":8957,"date":"2026-08-31T20:24:01","date_gmt":"2026-08-31T20:24:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=8957"},"modified":"2026-08-31T20:24:01","modified_gmt":"2026-08-31T20:24:01","slug":"three-short-sunday-school-stories-with-surprisingly-funny-endings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstoday365.today\/?p=8957","title":{"rendered":"Three Short Sunday School Stories With Surprisingly Funny Endings"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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Three Sunday School Stories With Unexpectedly Funny Endings<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

1. What Did You Learn About Jesus?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

A Sunday School teacher asked her preschool students to learn one interesting fact about Jesus before their next class.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The following Sunday, she gathered everyone together and asked them what they remembered.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Susie quickly raised her hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe was born in a manger!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The teacher smiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bobby went next.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe chased the money changers out of the temple!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cVery good,\u201d the teacher said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then it was Little Johnny\u2019s turn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Johnny sat proudly in his chair, looking completely certain that he had the best answer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cJesus has a red pickup truck, but he doesn\u2019t know how to drive it.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The teacher looked confused.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cJohnny, where did you learn that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cFrom my dad,\u201d Johnny explained.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYesterday, we were driving down the road when a red pickup pulled out in front of us. Dad got really frustrated and shouted, \u2018Jesus Christ! Why don\u2019t you learn how to drive?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The teacher suddenly understood exactly where Johnny had gotten his information.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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2. Where Is Jesus?<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

A Sunday School teacher wanted to make sure her young students understood that Jesus was no longer a baby.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So she asked the class:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cCan anyone tell me where Jesus is today?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Steven raised his hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe\u2019s in heaven.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWonderful,\u201d the teacher said.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mary answered next.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe\u2019s in my heart.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The teacher smiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then she noticed Little Johnny practically jumping out of his chair with his hand raised.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Finally, she called on him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI know where Jesus is!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhere, Johnny?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHe\u2019s in our bathroom!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The room became completely silent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The teacher stared at him for a moment before asking, \u201cAnd how do you know that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Johnny answered confidently:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cEvery morning, Dad knocks on the bathroom door and says, \u2018Jesus Christ, are you still in there?\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Suddenly, the teacher understood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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3. The Dark Porch<\/h3>\n\n\n\n

A little boy was nervous about going outside after dark.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

One evening, his mother asked him to go onto the back porch and bring her the broom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI don\u2019t want to go outside,\u201d he said. \u201cIt\u2019s too dark.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

His mother smiled.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou don’t need to be afraid. Jesus is out there, and He will protect you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The boy looked toward the dark porch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAre you sure He\u2019s out there?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYes,\u201d his mother replied. \u201cJesus is everywhere and is always ready to help.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The boy thought about it for a moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Finally, he slowly opened the back door and looked outside.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cJesus?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He waited.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

He tried again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cJesus?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Still nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Then he had an idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIf you’re out there,\u201d he called, \u201ccould you please pass me the broom?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And suddenly, the dark porch didn’t seem quite so inviting anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sometimes children hear things very differently from the way adults intend them. These simple Sunday School stories are a reminder that a child’s innocent interpretation can turn an ordinary moment into a hilarious memory.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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