A man and a woman are in bed when they hear a noise. The woman panics and says, “It’s my husband—you have to get out!”
The man leaps out of bed, dives through the window, scrambles through the bushes, and ends up on the street. After catching his breath, he realizes something and goes back inside.
“Wait a minute—I’m your husband!” he says.
She glares at him and asks, “Then why did you run?”
