Little Billy got tired at the supermarket, so Dad let him ride on his shoulders. Suddenly, he started pulling Dad’s hair nonstop. Dad finally yelled, “Billy! Stop that right now!” Billy looked down and said, “But Dad… I’m just trying to get my chewing gum back!” 😂
A blonde keeps catching up to a trucker at red lights, knocking on the window: “Hi, I’m Heather! You’re losing some of your load!” 🚛 He ignores her…again…again. Finally, he yells, “Hi Heather, I’m Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a SALT truck!” ❄️🤣
A blonde takes her first solo helicopter flight. At 1,000 ft, she calls: “Amazing view! I love this!” At 2,000 ft: “So easy and fun!” At 3,000 ft…silence 😳. Instructor rushes—she crashed. She says, “I don’t know… it got cold up here and I accidentally turned off the big fan!” 😂✈️
