A young boy asked his mother what was for breakfast. She replied, “You’ll eat after you feed the animals.”

The boy went outside but wasn’t in the mood. He told the chicken he didn’t feel like feeding it and kicked it. Then he did the same thing to the cow and the pig.

When he came back inside saying he was hungry, his mother shook her head.
“I saw you kick the chicken, so no eggs for you. I saw you kick the cow, so no milk. And since you kicked the pig, you won’t be getting any bacon either.”

At that moment, the boy’s father walked down the stairs, tripped, and accidentally kicked the cat.

The boy looked at his mom and asked, “Do you want to tell him, or should I?”

The Drunk Husband

A man staggered home around six in the morning, looking messy and clearly drunk.

His exhausted wife, who had been awake all night waiting for him, shouted angrily, “You’d better have a good explanation for coming home this drunk at this hour!”

The man calmly replied, “I do… I came home for breakfast.”

The Polite Toddler

One summer evening, a three-year-old walked into the kitchen while his parents were setting the table for dinner.

Unexpectedly, he asked if he could help. His mother smiled and said, “No, but thank you for offering.”

The little boy nodded and answered, “Well, thank you for saying no.”

The Incredible Memory

While visiting India, a traveler met an elderly man in a town square who was famous for having an incredible memory.

To test him, the traveler asked, “What did you have for breakfast on this exact day fifteen years ago?”

“Eggs,” the old man replied.

The traveler laughed, saying everyone eats eggs for breakfast, and walked away.

Ten years later he returned, saw the same man in the square, and greeted him with a single word: “How?”

The old man looked at him calmly and answered, “Scrambled.”