The Dipstick

A blonde woman pulled into a gas station, stepped out, opened the hood, and checked the oil. After a moment of thinking, she removed the dipstick and walked over to the attendant.
“Excuse me,” she said, “do you sell longer dipsticks?”

“Of course, ma’am,” he replied. “But why would you need one?”

“Because this one isn’t long enough to reach the oil.”

Gas Prices

Two people walked into a gas station. One complained, “Fuel prices are ridiculous—they just keep going up!”

The other shrugged and said, “Doesn’t bother me. I always just put in $20 anyway.”

The Running Gas Workers

Two gas company workers—a senior supervisor and a trainee—were checking meters in a neighborhood. After finishing the last house, the older man challenged the younger one to a race back to their truck.

As they sprinted down the alley, they noticed a woman running hard behind them. When they reached the truck, they stopped and asked why she was chasing them.

Out of breath, she said, “When I saw two gas company workers running like that, I figured something was wrong—so I ran too!”

The Missing Engine

Two friends, Emma and Catherine, met at a café, and Emma arrived late.

“Sorry I’m late,” Emma said. “I bought a Volkswagen Beetle last week, but today it broke down in the middle of the road. When I checked under the hood, there was no engine—it must’ve fallen out somewhere!”

Catherine replied calmly, “Oh, that’s fine. I also have a Beetle, and I keep a spare engine in the trunk. You can use mine.”