A woman from Montana visits her doctor, worried that her husband has lost all interest in intimacy.

The doctor listens carefully and then asks if she has tried medication like Viagra.

She immediately shakes her head. “No way. He refuses to take even the simplest painkillers.”

The doctor thinks for a moment, then smiles. “I have a solution—something we call ‘Montana Viagra.’”

She looks confused. “Montana Viagra?”

“It’s simple,” he explains. “You just crush the pill and mix it into his coffee. He won’t even notice the taste.”

A few days later, the doctor receives a frantic phone call from her.

She sounds panicked. “Doctor… it went horribly wrong!”

Concerned, he asks what happened.

“I did exactly what you told me,” she says. “As soon as he drank the coffee, he suddenly jumped up like he was on fire! His eyes went wide, and he was full of energy!”

The doctor pauses, unsure if this is good or bad. “And then what?”

She continues, “He flipped the table over, carried me across the room, and… well… let’s just say I didn’t see it coming.”

The doctor, now confused, says, “That actually sounds like it worked perfectly.”

She sighs loudly.

“It did,” she admits.

Then adds:

“But I’m never going back to that coffee shop again.”